Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He passed out mid-signature
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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