awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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