Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
