Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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