he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Randomize