Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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