I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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