Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Its about making memories worth repressing
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
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he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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