Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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