i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
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So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
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you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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