His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
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He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
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I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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