It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister