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• (408): View more from California

  man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?

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  we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..

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• (850): View more from Florida

  You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.

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  Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th

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• (518): View more from New York

  I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental

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