I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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