and you said cock pushups were impossible
I've blown a few things in my day
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
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It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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