yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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