scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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