Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
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