how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Randomize
