i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
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I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
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You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
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