On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
