he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
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I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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