ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
What changed your mind?
Being sober
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Still dying that you shit outside
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
