I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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