i think i have herpe
just one?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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