On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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