WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
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I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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