so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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