so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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