it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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