we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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