Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
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I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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