I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
