PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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