weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
