How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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