so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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