chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
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We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
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Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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