I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
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Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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