spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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