He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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