I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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