Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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