Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
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Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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