I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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