party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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