He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
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It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
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OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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