It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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