Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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