big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
