I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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