I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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