Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
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I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
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i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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