Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
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